RULES1) Pick and OC, get into character, and answer these questions from their POV.2) You can add commentary, but put them in brackets.3) No liars allowed; only truth.4) Yes; you can do this more that once. ;35) Have fun!!
1. What is your real name?
Devon. I will neuter you if you call me that Crash. Mhm. That's it. Born Crash, raised Crash, is Crash, Crashed into a bookcase. Crashy Crash Crash.
2. What is your surname?
like your dick
3. What are your three most popular nicknames?
Crash, Crashy, Dipshit- Thanks Raccoon.
4. What is your favorite color?
5. What is your favorite animal?
6. What type of animal/race of human/mythical species are you?
A lame one.
7. What is your favorite song?
Bad Suns - Cardiac Arrest
I'm so lonely I love a song about making out with a girl, haha
8. What is your favorite band?
I don't really have one, I just ... listen to different people.
Jaz is a good singer.
Jaz is my favorite band.
9. What is your favorite TV station?
TV? What is a teevee? I do not know this contraption, all I know is pornhub and youtube. Anything but the news.
10. What is your favorite pastime?
jerking off. Maybe crying after. You know, what a typical sixteen-year-old does. Reading and drawing.
11. What do you want to be when you grow up?
Married. An animator.
12. What did you want to be when you grew up when you were 4-7 years old?
I'm not shitting you, I wanted to be a librarian. I was a loser. I still am a loser.
13. Time to get more wacko and personal… are you intimidated?
Scared, yes. Anxious, yes. About to vomit, yes No.
14. Who do you have a crush on / who are you in a relationship with?
I don't even know ... Guys who probably don't love me anyway.
15. Are you cheating?
Yeah, I have to admit that I cheated.
In the last interview I did I said I had a twenty seven inch dick.
that's a lie.
yeah, I know I was supposed to tell the truth, so I will now:
its actually twenty eight inches.
Yeah, I know, it's a shocker, right?
16. Have you ever cheated on someone before?
It's not cheating if I thought I'd never see him again, right?
Haha, nice try. I'm a manwhore.
17. Do you drink often?
If the blood of my enemies counts, then yes. I'm only fucking sixteen.
19. What is your addiction? We know you have at least one.
Jerking off, pitying myself, the list goes on I don't know, drawing? Cuddling? crying?
20. What is your naughtiest / dirtiest habit?
Using up all the hot water in the shower because I'm too busy jerking off I ... don't really want to say, haha. Once I got hard when Jaz tickled me, that was pretty uncalled for.
21. What's your sex life like?
Think of crying sounds.
There you go.
22. Have you had a recurring dream before? If so, what was it about? Explain
A girl getting shot.
23. What was the last dream [ you can remember ] about?
That girl getting shot.
24. Tell me something that could make you smile without fail.
cute boys, cute boys willing to fuck me, jokes, jokes about dicks, literally everything about Jaz.
25. What is your favorite thing to drink?
with so much whipped cream
We've went over this at least ten times before, what the fuck
26. What is your master goal in life?
To achieve a boyfriend who loves me without crying about him I'm in a rebellion to change the world, so I mean, my 'master goal' should be obvious, here.
27. What is your most recent wish?
That I can have the Jaz I fell for back. That I could know who to choose. That ... he'd love me. That Sae would stop WAKING ME UP IN THE GODDAMN MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT AND LET ME SLEEP IN GODDAMN FUCKING PEACE.
28. If you could accomplish one thing for yourself or someone else, anything at all, what would it be?
I'd make myself likable.
Thats a win-win for everyone.
29. Tell me something that desire that you can't accomplish by yourself; something that someone else has to do for you.
Does him gifting me with his cock up my ass count? Too many things, honestly.
30. What is your worst weakness?
31. What is your worst fear?
That people will hate me. Think I'm weird and stupid. Think I'm less manly for liking men. Think I'm overdramatic and ugly and bitchy and wimpy and that they'll only see me for my anxiety. That Jaz wont love me anymore. Dogs.
32. Name off five traits of your dream boy/girl.
Willing to put up with me
Willing to fuck me
Willing to look at my uglyass face
Willing to cuddle me.
33. What is your idea of the best day ever?
Sex, then he buys me chocolate, then we sit around watching youtube videos while eating said chocolate and doodling and laughing. Basically sitting in bed all day with someone I love because I'm a sappy loser. Any day Brent and Icarus let me off training early so I can sleep. Oh, or any day my father lets me have to myself in Raccoon and I's room.
Basically being alone.
34. Who is your best friend?
Jaz and Raccoon.
35. Who is your worst enemy?
and scout sometimes and my mom
36. Describe to me your most prized possession.
He is part sheep and own and lion. He has a
nice ass nice smile and pretty eyes.
The other is a douchebag who pretends to think I'm cool. He has pretty eyes, too.
37. If you could make peace / friends with anyone right now, who would they be?
Well, I want a better relationship with my mom.
Does that count?
38. The president announces that the world will come to an end at midnight of the next day, and there is nothing anyone can do about it. Who would you want to spend the last day of humanity with, and what would you do?
Someone who wants to have an orgy with me haha, we wouldnt even have to worry about anyone walking in, we'd all die the next day anyway. I'd wonder why the president announced this and how exactly the world is ending this soon.
39. What is the one thing you desire above all else as of today?
Anal Nutella. I'm so fucking hungry right now.
40. The UPS man leaves a box on your door when you aren't expecting any packages. You open it to find a fancy glass bottle that resembles something between women's perfume and a wine bottle; the label reads "SHALTEIR's Love Liquid." Who do you test it on and how do you sneak it to them? ;3
What the fuck is that, semen in a bottle?
I'd give it to Raccon and ask if he's man enough to swallow and not spit. MUAHAHAHA.
41. You lover / best friend is announced dead via suicide. How do you react?
Haha, I'd be the one to kill myself, not either of them.
I dont know
Cry a lot
more than usual
Then I'd find the nearest gun.
42. You were walking alone through your local park come 11:24pm at night when out of the blue you get tackled from behind. What is you next move?
Who on earth would tackle a scary, six foot tall wall of muscle from behind?
If it's anything like the last time that happened
I'd have twenty three ribs.
43. You're having a movie-at-home date tonight. When you go to blockbuster, what are your top three movie options that you and your date would probably enjoy?
One is too adhd to sit and watch a movie, the other would fall asleep on me, I don't even watch TV.
So how about no movie date night?
44. Back to reality… who are you the angriest at?
45. What was the scariest moment of your life?
The very second after losing my virginity. Haha, I decided getting fucked by Jaz would be a great idea.
46. What was the best moment of your life?
Deciding that getting fucked by Jaz would be a great idea.
47. What was the worst moment of your life?
You mean all of my life?
48. What was the saddest moment of your life?
49. How do you think you'll die / how did you die?
Knowing me, I'll die by tripping down a flight of stairs or some stupid shit like that.
50. What is your "theme song" – in your opinion, a friend's opinion, or your creators?
Meghan says that my theme is Not Today by Twenty One Pilots. I've never heard it, but I mean, she's probably right.
I tag anyone who wants to do this, haha.